A few years ago LP's best friend was living with his girlfriend and his brother, Phil. Remember these names, because I will have numerous other stories about them for another day (especially the one where he burns his dorm room down...but like I said, another day).
Phil recalled to us a story that literally made me run to the bathroom otherwise I would have let loose right then and there.
Apparently, said girlfriend was, to borrow a term from the top five, "Feelin' Menstru-iffic" and had a bit of an, er...accident. Hey it happens to the best of us. Sometimes it cannot be contained.
Anyway, I guess this girl tried to rinse out her panties to remove the offending stain and had them hanging out to dry.
Unfortunately she did not inform Aaron's brother of this.
When he got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, he grabbed the door handle only to grab onto the OFFENDING PANTIES that were hanging there.
At first, he said, he didn't realize what it was, and thought that maybe someone had gotten a 'door cozy' for the doorknob. Because doorknobs get cold, too you know.
So now every month LP asks me, "Is it door cozy time yet??"