Rug (age 5) asked me yesterday if she could spray the Febreze 'near the litter box'. Me, being in the kitchen and since the litter box is in the computer room, tells her, 'sure honey!' totally oblivious to the fact that my older daughter was at THAT moment, cleaning OUT the litter box.
"MY EYES! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!"
Talk about premeditated.