On the way home from school yesterday in the car:
Al: "Today we had a sub for science."
Me: "Oh really?" (I was listening though, I swear)
Al: "Yeah, it was the 8th grade teacher. Jordan said she didn't want him coming in because he would probably make us digest frogs or something."
Me: ".......uh, you mean dissect?"
Al: "Well, what does digest mean?"
Me: "To eat. Dissect means to take apart and look inside."
Al: "oh yeah, I don't think we have Fear Factor at our school."
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