Okay this mom calls our doctor's office today, and tells the assistant that her son went on Spring Break in Mexico, and then got lost for 4 days, then they found him all confused and out of sorts, and they flew him back home, and wanted to know if the doc could give him blood tests and a psychiatric evaluation.
When I left he was in the waiting room reading a copy of "Green Eggs and Ham".
Yes this will end up on a Girls Gone Wild tape somewhere.
Yes there was tequila involved.
Yes that guy's picture is on his frat's house board as "Our Leader".