Wednesday, March 09, 2005

feeling guilty

For my priest lecturing about how children imitate their parents in church and do what they do, such as not singing or chewing gum, and him looking directly at me while I gnaw away at the Trident Ice Spearmint I just stuck in my mouth.

Yeah well, unless God thinks me smoking crack and drinking vodka is a better alternative, he will embrace my gum-chewing butt in all its glory.

Amen.

3 comments:

Spurious Plum said...

C'mon, Jesus loves the rock!

Cat said...

Awesome. Me, I prefer the green Extra. Amen.

Vajana said...

Ooh, I don't know if God could forgive a taste that lasts an extra, extra EXTRA long time!