Place: My boyfriend's (future husband) apartment
When: Fall 1996
Scene: In bathroom, ept test turning bright pink the instant my urine hits the stick.
Me: Ah! It's pink! The line is bright pink! Oh my GOD!
Boyfriend: No, wait...wait sweetie. It's gonna fade. It'll fade.
Me: (looking quizzically and a little annoyed at him) FADE? You think this bright pink line is going to FADE?
Boyfriend: Uh.....no, no I guess not.
Me: (stunned silence)
Boyfriend: Well, let's go eat!!!