Things that may or may not have happened in the last week:
* My mother called my husband on Father's Day to thank him for "impregnating my daughter 9 years ago"
* We met the Kool-Aid Man
* I paid $2 to go see J.Lo punch Jane Fonda
* Saw a woman run into a tree with her rental car
* Had a 5-year-old tell me she was better than my daughter cuz her mommy drives a Mercedes
* My daughter was involved in a trampoline accident and had to locate her friend's bloody tooth for proper recovery; somehow she was unscathed but the 2 other girls were ER visits
* I ran the Susan Komen 5K Race for the Cure and didn't pass out
* Had no Internet for a week, 36 emails and 32 of them were for Viagra.