Completely ripped off of HDL who ripped it off someone else--but I think she likes me stealing stuff from her, she's a good sport.

A is for Age - Thirty-one
B is for Booze - Miller Lite--my husband has denounced me since we live in the Land that Anheuser-Busch built, but hey Miller Lite was cheaper in college so I stuck with it
C is for Career - I used da work in an abused kid's shelter--now I'm a Shit Ass Ho Mother fucker--or, if you prefer, a Stay at Home Mom
D is for Dad's name - Big Billy
E is for Essential Item to Bring to a Party -I usually bring a bottle of wine but that doesn't mean I'm pretentious--it's usually something like Sutter Home or crap like that
F is for Favorite Song(s) of the Moment - "Best of You" by the Foo Fighters
G is for Goof Off Thing To Do - Blog for hours straight and pretend I know everyone better than I actually do
H is for Hometown - Belleville, right next to the Murder Capital of America, East St. Louis
I is for Instrument You Play - Piano and the flute
J is for Jam or Jelly You Like - Grape and Blackberry but I never eat it anymore
K is for Kids - Two. Complete opposites.
L is for Living Arrangement - In a house on a street.
M is for Mom's Name - Sandbags
N is for Names of Best Friends - I have several from each period in my life.
O is for Overnight Hospital Stays - 4. Two for my kid's births, one for my own, and one for a real bad infection I had after I had my first baby. That's a definite post for a sooner than later day.
P is for Phobias -Flying.
Q is for Quote You Like - "I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul"
R is for Relationship That Lasted the Longest - My marriage--married 8.5, together 9.5
S is for Siblings - One brother
T is for Texas, ever been? - Yes, Dallas. West of Dallas was very, very dry. We did stop to see the frog that was stuck in a cornerstone of a building that they've kept stuffed. Ew.
U is for Unique Trait - I um, can do the MC Hammer dance.
V is for Vegetable You Love - Broccoli, cucumbers are veggies right?
W is for Worst Trait - Oh my god I can be SO sensitive. I think everyone hates me.
X is for X-rays you've had - My lungs for pneumonia, that is all.
Y is for Yummy Food You Make - Turkey spaghetti, Mexican casserole and these really good cranberry crumb cakes at Christmas (ooh how about that alliteration?)
Z is for Zodiac Sign - Libra sign of Indecision and Can't Say No (but ask LP, I say no all the time)