Santa ClauseNorth Pole, Earth
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Circus Kelly's office party. It was Kathy who spiked the punch with too much Buttery Nipples. I can't help it if I drank 35 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like "georgio".
I thought it was funny when I put Circus Kelly's skirt on my head and danced the mambo on the desk while singing `We are the Champions'. I didn't mean to break Circus Kelly's iPod and don't know why Circus Kelly would accuse me of treason.
I don't remember calling John's wife a saucy pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mrtl's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pumpkin pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my minivan through my neighbor's den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a crazy lion and have me arrested for assault!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all weak and dirty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fuzzy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quietly yours,Vajana (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 58 bucks!
P.P.S. I borrowed this from Nessa who got it from here!!!