Scene: In the car ride home from school.
A: 8 year old
R: 6 year old
Me: Yeah, that's me.
A: Oh my gosh Mom, the second grade boys are so mean! And...well, they started calling Courtney a very inappropriate name. I mean, oh my gosh REALLY inappropriate.
Me: Oh, well, that's 2nd grade boys for ya.
R: What was it?
A: *snicker* It is so inappropriate, I would be embarrassed to say it! *snicker*
Me: Well, go ahead, you know I don't care.
A: Mom, they called her "Mrs. Balls" !!!!!!
Me: (laughing) What? Why in the world would they call her that? That doesn't even make sense.
A: (we're all laughing now) I know! But they did, they called her "Mrs. Balls."
R: Well, what does that mean? Mrs. Balls?
A: Oh, don't you know...Balls are why you have to wear a bra when you get older!
Me: ???!??!?!?! What!?? No they're not! (laughing hysterically now)
A: Oh, Mom, yes they are. *sigh*.
Okay, so how on earth did my daughter not know that boobies and balls are two totally different things? I mean, sure my husband calls them funbags, but that's way off.