When I have been obviously scouring the house clean all morning, having already made breakfast, bathed baby, started, switched and folded laundry, took out the trash among several other things not meant for Sunday mornings, say to me,
"I need you to do me a favor."
And then expect a jovial and compliant response as opposed to a sarcastic one in return.
Not. Going. To. Happen.
How do I know my coffee break is almost over?
2 hours ago